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Funny statuses
- If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!
- I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
- I'm out like a fat kid in a game of dodgeball.
- I am not available because I am playing a computer game that takes up a good portion of the screen. In fact, just enough to obscure your YM.
- Up, up, and away message.
- Ask me about my away message.
- I am not available because I am playing games with your mind. Think about that one.
- I'm busy studying. Or as they say in the porn business, "looking at porn."
- You are a bitch because you im me so now you are a bitch
- Out of my mind, back in five minutes.
Love statuses
- If he loves u he will believe u no matter wat u do 2 him cause he ur man
- If you're asking if i need you, the answer is forever...
- Love is like a knife or a razor...it hurts.
- Staying up all night wait 4 the one I love!
- Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell.
- I love someone very sexy!
- If you love someone put their name in a circle not a heart, a heart can be broken but a circle goes on forever.
- What do you do when the only one who can make you stop crying is the one who made you cry?
- Life is too short...soo kiss slowly...laugh insanely...love truely...and forgive quickly...
- The roses are red the violets r blue you know u love me cuz im better looking than u.
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